My First Post

I wish I had a zoo to run. Those people familiar with Dr. Suess know this book and it is fantastic. I only wish someone would give a me a zoo to do with what I wish. Not that I want to be a zoo tyrant, but I think it would be cool to do things my way.

Ok, so I think I want to start a blog. It turns out that I have a lot to say, but sometimes people don't seem to want to listen to me. I am thinking that this is a perfect solution, since I still get to rant and rave, but people don't have to listen if they don't want to. My girlfriend has one, and since no one ever listens to her either, I thought we could be ignored together.

Donna (my girlfriend) and I just got back from the zoo. We like the zoo. It gives me perspective. For example I am not the messiest eater around. Also, there are animals that are just as rude as people at a buffet. I have never actually seen anyone at a buffet climb on the table, but I am sure that it has happened somewhere, sometime. These goats are just more polite about the whole thing, not minding that someone has walked on their food.